There's no account
for our taste. No telling
the lost cost
of your pathetic interest,
your penny dreadfuls.
All our customer
advisers are busy, but we
will be with you shortly.
Our savings are
safe with you. Your statement
is a credit to us,
despite its large charge.
We are completely bankers.
We are the hole
in the wall gang, we will
rob you at cashpoint instead.
