It's not unusual to be mugged by men in grey

It's not unusual to be bugged by men in grey

But when they see you taking your folding stuff away

It's not unusual to see them try to bleed you dry

It's not unusual to take cash from your accounts

But men in suits insist upon stealing small amounts

If you should overdraw, then they want a little more

It's not unusual

It happens every day, no matter what your pay

You'll find it happens by design

Banks will always crave the pennies that you save

Why can't these greedy mutts be fined?

It's not unusual befriending men in suits

It's not unusual to lend to men in suits

But if they ever think that you're spending any loot

It's not unusual

To find out that they're fiddling you

Oh woe oh woe oh woe oh woe oh oh