Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb-ti-dumb-dumb,
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb-ti-dumb-dumb,
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb . . .
There's nothing you can mean that can't be meant.
Nothing you can spend that can't be spent.
Nothing you can change but it looks radical just the same.
We're beacons!
All you need is Lab, all you need is Lab,
All you need is Lib-Lab, Labour's all you need.
There's nothing you can break that can't be broke.
Nothing you can speak that's not a spoke.
Nowhere you can fix that isn't where you'll soon be fixed.
We're beacons!
All you need is me (and Elizabeth)
All you need is lungs (and a bypass)
All you need is blah, blah, blather's all you need.
We run you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
