I'm missing my lips and my liver
I'm missing my tonsils and tongue
I left both my rowlocks upriver
I'm missing my larynx and lung
My voice has been brutally baffled
My kidneys were kidnapped last week
My brain has been silently snaffled
Some charlie's run off with my cheek
I don't have a hope to abandon
I don't have a thought in my head
I haven't a leg left to stand on
It looks like I'm clinically dead
They've torn out my last piece of tissue
I've been had by the Hares and the Burkes
How the hell can I tackle this issue?
Thank heavens! My pager still works!
