The skies were filled with comet
But Paisley met them head on;
He swallowed Heaven's vomit,
He swallowed Armageddon.
The Earth was hit by thunder -
All thought it would engulf her:
But Paisley ate the chunder
And smacked his lips on sulphur.
Cried Protestant proconsuls
"Our champion's unbeaten!
Those brimstone-toughened tonsils -
What asteroids they've eaten!"
He saved the system (solar) -
How do I know? - Be civil!
I am the bloody bowler
Through which he spouts his drivel.
