"Just because a school is in a so-called leafy suburb, that does not mean the parents are wealthy," she added.
"Many will have stretched themselves to the limit to buy houses in the catchment areas of these schools." - Guardian (Imogen Forster)
Ships in the Bristol Channel were put on alert yesterday for a 10ft glass-fibre gorilla, which . . . vandals threw into the sea.
Coastguards warned that it was so big that it could sink a boat if it hit below the waterline. A spokesman said: "Any object of this size and weight could be hazardous to a pleasure-boat or speedboat. Vessels should be alert and keep a sharp lookout for a hazardous gorilla." - Daily Telegraph (Paul Kelly)
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