My first flush of youth has been busted
For the loan of a very large fiver
But still I feel keener than mustard -
Let's go! (Where on earth is my driver?)
I've laid out a new suit of flannel
My teeth are as sharp as a gopher
I am itching to travel the Channel
Move along! (Where the hell is my chauffeur?)
For breakfast I eat continental
I'm the rabbit who keeps reappearing
I'm back and it's not accidental
(But where is the bastard who's steering?)
Bring me a helmsman, a coxswain!
Let me be ferried or taxied!
Fetch me a car with a box in!
(And besides, I can drive from the backseat)
